I'll take, one leg
To ride on and s**t

The story:

Well, I told my friend that Tom Delonge likes to erotically s**t on his wife's leg. And they asked how I had come to such a conclusion, and then I explained, and they laughed at me. I still think, however, that Tom delonge is the kind of guy who would enjoy to s**t on one's wife. Erotically. maybe he thinks its seductive. in fact, this IS the lyric, its just the person who wrote the words on the album cover thought it to be inapropriate. Tom Delonge is a kinky punk-rocker-wannabe. I still don't like Blink 182, whether they s**t on eachother or not.