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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She seems to have an invisible touch,eh?
    She reaches in . . . Craps, right? Holy Lord!

    Artist: Genesis
    Song: Invisible Touch
    Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch yeahShe reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart

    The story:

    I always knew it couldn't be right, but I honestly couldn't hear it any other way! I only ever heard it on the radio, so it was never really clear, and I didn't like Phil Collins enough to buy the album and check my math. Because he sings it so earnestly, I don't think I can feel embarrassed. Heck, if those were the lyrics, Phil'd sell it.

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    1/10/2008 8:33 pm

    Age it happened

    17

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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