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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    A simple frock to occupy my time

    Artist: R.E.M.
    Real Lyric: A simple prop to occupy my time



    The story:

    I didn't know what he meant by that, but the '80s
    had a lot of artsy stupid songs and I figured it was
    just one of those. Or maybe he was talking about a
    girl, you know, like how men call women "skirts".
    Well, I thought this forever until it was on at my
    ex boyfriend's house. I asked, "why does he want a
    dress?" My ex was baffled. I said, " you know, the
    simple frock." He looked at me like I was nuts,
    laughed at me and said, "it's PROP". Well, now that
    makes much more sense!

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