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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And I miss you like the deserts masquerade

    Artist: Everything But The Girl
    Song: Missing
    Real Lyric: And I miss you like the deserts miss the rain

    The story:

    After years of arguing with my wife about the lyrics (she thought it was deserts mystery) we were driving along and it just dawned on me that it was like the rain.. which makes a hell of alot more sense than masquerade or mystery.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    1/13/2004 7:08 pm

    Age it happened

    32

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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