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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And little Early Birdie gave my anus curl a whirlie and asked me if I needed a ride

    Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride



    The story:

    No, this isn't yet another submission about "wrapped up like a deuce," though I always misheard that one too. The "Early-Pearly" line was one I misheard in an even more disturbing way.

    To a certain extent I knew it had to be wrong because of how I misheard it, but no amount of straining to listen enabled me to figure out what he was really singing. But I had these disturbing visions of a human-sized bird taking a talon and twirling it in the hair around Manfred Mann's butt crack and then carrying him along for a ride. And I still haven't exorcised those thoughts.

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