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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Animal!

    Artist: Van Halen
    Song: Panama
    Real Lyric: Panama!



    The story:

    My coworker always listened to this genre of music on the radio at work (80s hairbands, I guess), and I wasn't very familiar with it yet. But over the next couple of years, I would become VERY familiar with it, playing all day every day and all. So yeah, I just thought the singer was declaring that he was an "animal" - a wild man!

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