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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Before you break the sperm

    Artist: Joe Public
    Real Lyric: Before your bridges burn



    The story:

    I first heard the song at summer camp. My fellow
    pre-teen boys played a lot of sexually-themed
    music such as 2 Live Crew, so I heard the lyrics
    through that filter.

    Not too much later, I heard the song performed by
    MMC (Disney Channel's in-house band in the early
    90s), where they very carefully sang the real
    lyric.

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