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    "Can't jump John Wayne, like a freight train."

    Real Lyric: "You can't jump a jet plane like you can a freight train."



    The story:

    Was responding to a friend's Facebook post last
    night about whether the "she" in the song was a
    woman or a plane, and during the discussion I
    quoted the wrong lyrics above. She asked me if it
    was due to auto correct and I said, "what?" Then I
    figured out what she was talking about, looked up
    the lyrics, which I'd never done in the 45 or so
    years I've been singing it, and realized my
    mistake, and told her. She said it should be on
    here, so here it is!

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