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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Captain Tilva

    Real Lyric: Just the two of us



    The story:

    For 13 years i thought it was "Captain Tilva", like Captain Morgan, or something along those lines. But no, my parents pointed out it was "just the two of us". Me & my mom found it funny, but my dad cracked up laughing, which made me laugh, and so on, 'til we were hysterical & slap happy.

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