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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Funny Cattle Decapitation Misheard Song and Music Lyrics

    Songs by Cattle Decapitation

    10 Most Common Cattle Decapitation Misheard Songs

    1. The Gardeners of Eden

    10 Most Common Cattle Decapitation Misheard Song Lyrics

    1. Leave no trace, eliminate the human race.

    Cattle Decapitation's Funniest Misheard Song Lyrics

    1. Trick or treat, eliminate the lemon race