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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    did you ever have a dream or two
    where the hero is a cunning Jew

    Artist: David Bowie
    Real Lyric: Did you ever have a dream or twowhere the hero is a guy named you



    The story:

    Ok so this is pure Jewish paranoia on my side, and No! I'm not
    normally like this, and Yes! I LOVE Bowie, but I admit this
    "cunning Jew" business always made me raise an eyebrow. The
    other day I was having a very deep discussion with my boyfriend
    about how on earth Bowie got away with it, theorising about
    how it might have been a reference to Victorian music hall jokes
    which would go with the overall theme of this early record, or
    maybe it was a Shakespearean reference to Shylock. etc. Then I
    made him listen to the song and he said: Honey, you're bonkers!

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