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    Dosas and mimosas, champagne and cocaine help to get me through.

    Artist: Cherub
    Real Lyric: Doses and mimosas, champagne and cocaine help to get me through.



    The story:

    Dosas are a type of Indian pancake, and every time I heard the title of the song and the lyric
    I just figured the singer is out to a snooty-ass brunch and enjoying some dosas with their mimosas. Maybe a slightly odd combination, but why not? We live in a worldly time. His high class friends like the international buffet.

    I discovered the lyric was wrong when I decided to make some dosas for myself, and clearly needed to listen to the one and only song I have ever heard mention dosas. Alas, when I searched on YouTube, it corrected to "doses."

    As for me, I'll continue to harp on the upper crust with booze and Indian food anyway. Dosas go down better than cocaine.

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