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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Dream Beaver

    Artist: REO Speedwagon
    Song: Dream Weaver
    Real Lyric: Dream Weaver



    The story:

    I heard this song at a local gay bar on "Ladies Night", and was absolutely delighted that someone wrote a song about their "Dream Beaver". I was singing along when I was suddenly **saulted by a butch bull d*ke who was not amused.

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    I'm quite certain the author is talking about the song "Dream Weaver" by Gary Wright. The version by REO Speedwagon shares a title, but is a completely different song.

    ericofmaine Mar 19, 2014 9:07 am