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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Everyone pluck on the G string
    Come on now, G string.

    Artist: Cat Stevens
    Song: Peace Train
    Real Lyric: Everyone jump upon the Peace TrainCome on now, Peace Train.



    The story:

    Now, I actually thought he was talking
    about a G string on a guitar. Until I
    sang it in front of an old Uncle who
    was mortified when I was 12 not
    singing the right words. I didn't
    realize until I was about 20 what that
    moment was, and that I had been wrong.

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