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Latest Misheard Stories

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The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Get up in the morning, baked beans for breakfastSo that everyone can be fedOh, oh, my ears are alight

Artist: Desmond Dekker & The Aces

Song: (Poor Me) Israelites

Real Lyric: Get up in the morningSlaving for bread SirSo that every mouth can be fedPoor, poor me, IsraelitesWife and kids dem pack up and leave meDarling she said I was yours to receivePoor, poor me, Israelites

The story:

When I realised that many people had misheard the oh, oh, my ears are alight bit, but no one had realised about the baked beans for breakfast...

Submitted by

Anonymous

Submitted on

4/7/1998 12:00 am

Age it happened

25

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

Yes

Was partying involved?

No

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