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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Get up in the morning slaving for bread, sir
    So that every mouth can be fed
    Oooooooh, me ears are alight!

    Get up in the morning slaving for bread, sir
    Sold out to every monk and beefhead
    Oooooooh, me ears are alight!
    Why find me kids

    Real Lyric: Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir,so that every mouth can be fed.Poor me, the Israelite. Aah.Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir,So that every mouth can be fed.Poor me, the Israelite. Aah.My wife and my kids, they are packed up and leave me.Darling, she said, I was yours to be seen.Poor me, the Israelite. Aah.Shirt them a-tear up, trousers are gone.I don't want to end up like Bonnie and Clyde.Poor me, the Israelite. Aah.After a storm there must be a calm.They catch me in the farm. You sound the alarm.Poor me, the Israelite. Aah.Poor me, the Israelite.I wonder who I'm working for.Poor me, Israelite,



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    This was an ad for Memorex or some such cassette company back before CD's and MP3's came out, and it was emphasizing the need for clarity. I think we all enjoy the LACK of clarity sometimes. HEE HEE!!

    kaiwen Sep 25, 2010 10:52 am