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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Give me the words, schools are out today

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: Out in the woods, squirrels are out today



    The story:

    From the "Live in Australia" CD. Whatever drugs Sir Elton had
    taken that evening seem to have taken hold during the previous
    song, "Madman Across the Water" (he botched some lyrics in
    that song, too). The CD insert includes what are alleged to be
    Taupin's lyrics, but that isn't what he sang that evening.

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