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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Got all my love
    So don't forget it
    It's just a silly phase I'm going through
    And just because I call you up
    Don't get me wrong, don't think you've got it made
    I'm not in love
    I'm not in love

    Artist: 10CC
    Real Lyric: I'm not in loveSo don't forget itIt's just a silly phase I'm going throughAnd just because I call you upDon't get me wrong, don't think you've got it madeI'm not in loveI'm not in love



    The story:

    After "an intimate interlude" with my then-
    girlfriend, we heard this song. Thinking that it
    said, "Got all my love," I asked her if should be
    our song. She got honked off in a big way,
    ESPECIALLY after said interlude--pretty bad timing.
    We finally discovered the source of confusion, but
    still...AWKWARD

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