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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

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    He broke the itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka
    dock kakeenee

    Artist: Brian Hyland
    Real Lyric: It was an Itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka do bikini



    The story:

    The first time I heard this song I thought that the
    song was about a little midget man called a dock
    kakeenie. So that night when I went to sleep I had
    the most horrible nightmare that all the beautiful
    girls were all hanging around this smug little
    arrogant midget guy that was the dock kakeenee.
    And they were all going omg he's so cute and
    adorable and shoving me and saying get away from
    us we want the little dock kakeenee. So out of
    jealousy I went over and crushed the little arrogant
    thing. And when I did all the girls went to his aid and
    started going aww poor Dock kakeenee and going
    this mean rotten guy here broke the dock kakeenee
    and all the girls looked at me with tears saying you
    mean guy how dare you break the poor dock
    kakeenee. And ever since that dream I hated the
    song until I learned the real words

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