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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hey, Wayne, I've got a nuke 'em plane

    Artist: Nirvana
    Real Lyric: Hey, wait, I've got a new complaint



    The story:

    This actually was from my college roommate, whose
    name was, in fact, Wayne. We were watching MTV and
    he INSISTED Kurt was talking to him.

    Of course he knew he wasn't really, but it was too
    good to ignore. "I've got a nuke 'em plane.
    Forever in debt to your priceless advice!"

    To be fair, my pal Wayne WOULD have given him that
    kind of advice...

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