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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I can't sing, dammit...I know it's true

    Artist: Eagles
    Song: The Long Run
    Real Lyric: I did some damage...I know it's true

    The story:

    I finally met Don Henley when I moved to his
    hometown of Linden, TX about 12 years ago...and I
    actually brought this up in conversation with him.
    I honestly thought there was no way I was the only
    one who ever misheard this lyric, but his genuine
    laughter assured me that I, alone, WAS the only
    idiot who did.

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