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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I knew a man that I did not care for
    And then one day this man gave me a car
    We sat and talked about things on our mind
    And now this man he is a friend of mine

    Real Lyric: I knew a man that I did not care forAnd then one day this man gave me a callWe sat and talked about things on our mindAnd now this man he is a friend of mine



    The story:

    I was always impressed by how generous the misjudged man was...he wasn't even liked and he gives the singer a car (would sure make someone my friend!). I think I was trying to rhyme "call" with "for". I always heard this on AM (WIXY 1260) when it was first out, but years later I moved to oldies stations on FM (actually I kept my tastes and radio changed) and the reception was better. Also, I had a better appreciation for what kind of a gift a car would be! I listened once to the song, and realized what they were singing. I'm divided whether my version is better...it's certainly more spectacular, but I realize the real version is more reasonable!

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    My mom thought it was that, too!

    carburetorlighthouse Sep 25, 2015 5:28 am