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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I wonder why
    He's the greatest dancer
    I wonder why
    That I've ever seen

    Artist: Sister Sledge
    Real Lyric: Oh what, wowHe's the greatest dancerOh what, wowThat I've ever seen



    The story:

    Not that embarrassing, just always sounded that Sister Sledge all questioned as to the man they are singing about in the song, why they think he's the greatest dancer.

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    This song was by Chic, not Sister Sledge..unless they did a version...?

    larryz Jan 09, 2018 5:10 pm


    @Shortyme - me too! Madonna is a much better lyric though she was a Guccione when this tune came out...

    larryz Jan 09, 2018 5:09 pm


    I always sing "He's got the kind of body that would shame Madonna! I know its Adonis.

    shortyme May 15, 2016 9:11 pm