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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: Jeremy

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    I'll be playing basketball with the President

    Dunking on his delicates

    Then I'll compliment him on his political etiquette

    Artist: Travie McCoy
    Song: Billionaire
    Real Lyric: I’ll be playing basketball with the PresidentDunking on his delegatesThen I’ll compliment him on his political etiquette

    The story:

    My brother asked, "Is this guy an idiot?" I was
    confused. "How could he be an idiot? All he says is
    'Dunking on his delegates..." My brother looked at
    me and laughed. "Ohhhh.....DELEGATES...I thought it
    was DELICATES!" nasty...

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    Submitted by

    Squishyblue

    Submitted on

    6/19/2010 10:11 pm

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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