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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm blue
    I'm in need of a dye
    I'm in need of a dye

    Artist: Eiffel 65
    Real Lyric: I'm blueDa ba dee, da ba di Da ba dee, da ba di



    The story:

    At one point in time, this song was one of my son's favorites (I forgive him since he was only five at the time). One day, it came on the radio, and I was singing along, loudly of course. When everyone in the car realized realized I was saying, "I'm in need of a dye" they all started laughing. My reasoning was after singing about how his house was blue, and his car was blue, and the whole frickin' world was blue, he obviously needed a change of pace...

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