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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm searching for the Ryvitas that I've got in my mind

    Artist: Dodgy
    Real Lyric: I'm searching for the right reasons that I've got in my mind



    The story:

    When the song was initially released back in the mid 1990's, it was played at the same time each morning for around a week or so on the BBC Radio 1 breakfast show, possibly as their single of the week, I can't be sure. Anyway, the timing coincided with the time my alarm clock would awaken me, playing Radio 1 and so, for a sequence of mornings I awoke to this song playing. Now then, for those that don't know, Ryvitas are a kind of crackerbread in the UK, usually associated with dieting and it always confused me as to why this happy-go-lucky indie band would feel the need to sing about such a boring foodstuff. Anyway, I learnt the full lyric some months later but I STILL sing my version whenever I hear it.

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