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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It means nothing to me
    This means nothing to me
    Ah, Fi-Gar-Ro!

    Artist: Ultravox
    Song: Vienna
    Real Lyric: It means nothing to meThis means nothing to meOh, Vienna



    The story:

    The chorus is the only part of the song I can (mostly) understand when I hear it. I heard it this way as a teenager, and now I'm nearly 50, it still sounds like that. My brother, who played the song at times, looked at me with utter scorn when he heard me singing this as a teenager. I heard the song again the other day and finally looked up the words to see if I could find out WHY someone was singing about Figaro!

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