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    Its boots and chaps
    Its cowboy hats
    Its spurs and a lighted dog

    Artist: Garth Brooks
    Song: Rodeo
    Real Lyric: Its boots and chapsIts cowboy hatsIts spurs and a latigo



    The story:

    I'm throwing my wife under the bus on this one. Now granted, I'm not a rodeo guy and I had to look it up to see what a latigo is (it's the strap that you hang onto to stay in the saddle), but I was ABSOLUTELY certain that there's nothing in a rodeo about a "lighted dog".

    But she heard it. She said it didn't make sense, but who's she to argue with Garth Brooks?

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    A latigo is not a strap that you hang onto. It is a leather strap(rather like a belt), that you use to tighten the cinch, which is the strap that goes under the horses belly. It holds the saddle on the horse, not you on the saddle.

    musiman_28 Oct 20, 2008 8:22 pm