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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It's like I told you,
    Only the lonely get laid.

    Artist: The Motels
    Real Lyric: It's like I told you,Only the lonely can play.



    The story:

    First, a disclaimer: I am not the only one who has misheard the
    lyrics thus. I have met several other people who heard it the same
    way. But, I swear that when I first heard the song, that is what I
    thought Martha Davis was singing. I figured out the correct words
    fairly soon by listening more carefully, but on those rare occasions
    the song comes on my radio, I still smile.

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