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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Jerome, Percival, Jesus

    Artist: Depeche Mode
    Real Lyric: Your own personal Jesus



    The story:

    Bizarre as it is...my friend and I constantly come up with twisted versions of every song we can, yet I was singing the REAL words to this one, and my friend looks at me and says, "Did you just say Jerome, Percival, Jesus?" I laughed so hard I fell down (and I had been standing up). Now, this is in the lineup of our twisted song versions, but to make it funnier we pronounce "Jesus" the Spanish way, so it comes out "Jerome, Percival, Hey-Zeus". We think it's quite clever. Heheheh.
    We've been fairly successful in convincing the masses who don't know the name of the song that he's singing about a support group.
    (Per the question below, I don't take any meds, but my friend takes quite a few, which might explain something.)

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