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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It!
    No one wants to beat the fetus!
    Sure, you're kinda funky, show us you're right!
    It doesn't matter who's bong-a-night.
    Just Beat It, Just Beat It

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Song: Beat It
    Real Lyric: Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It!No one wants to be defeated!Showin' how funky strong is your fight!It doesn't matter who's wrong or right.Just Beat It, Just Beat It

    The story:

    Well, I was at an '80s dance, where we all dressed up in '80s clothes and they played '80s music all night. So then this song came on and everyone was singing it really loud. Including me. And then one of my friends heard me and stopped and started laughing really hard. I didn't understand what was so funny...

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    5/25/2006 4:11 pm

    Age it happened

    16

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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