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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It,
    No One Wants To Be Eat it, Eat it,
    Show me Hot Pocket, Go Michelle Pfeiffer,
    It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
    Just Beat It

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Song: Beat It
    Real Lyric: Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, No One Wants To Be Defeated, Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight, It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right Just Beat It



    The story:

    This misheard lyric has followed me since
    childhood and really informed my impression of
    Michelle Pfeiffer's popularity in the 1980's. Is
    it a coincidence that Hot Pockets were also
    invented in the early 80's? I don't think so.

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