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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Keanu Reeves

    Artist: Gabrielle
    Song: Out of Reach
    Real Lyric: Out of reach



    The story:

    me: NAME AN ACTOR
    friends: what.
    me: AN ACTOR, COME ON!
    friends: which?
    me: ANY
    friends: brad pitt? colin farel? michael douglas? al pacino?
    (an hour later)
    passer-by: keanu reeves?
    me: YES! now you know that song.. KEANU REEEEEEEVES...SO FAAAAR..I NEEVER HAD UR HEAAART
    friends: u mean out of reach?

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