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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Like a virgin,
    touched for the 31st time

    Artist: Madonna
    Real Lyric: Like a virgin,touched for the very first time



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    My dad thought these were the lyrics back in 1985!

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    Given Madonna's track record and her documented indiscriminate approach... only thirty-one?

    AgProv Mar 14, 2017 9:42 am


    Does this mean it doesn't count until the 32nd time?

    Chunkboi Dec 14, 2014 1:44 pm