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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Livin' in a stump,
    Livin' in a stump.
    It's a put-on.

    Artist: The Who
    Real Lyric: Eminence Front,Eminence Front.It's a put-on.



    The story:

    I knew what I was hearing HAD to be wrong, and I would
    carefully listen to the song to see if the rest of the lyrics, which
    were understandable enough, held any clues. They didn't. Don't
    get me wrong, I love The Who, and it's their command of the
    English language that is one of the things that makes them
    timeless, but how many people use the words "eminence front"
    in daily conversation? It was my songwriter wife who clued me
    in, laughing uproariously at what I had been hearing in those
    words for years. The words "Livin' in a stump" made me think of
    the fake tree stumps that the Allied prisoners at Stalag 13 would
    emerge from in the TV show "Hogan's Heroes."

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