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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Long night crying by the record machine
    Dreaming of my Chevy and my Ovaltine

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: Long nights crying by the record machineDreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans



    The story:

    When you think about what you'd rather have:
    Ovaltine or a pair of old blue jeans. Most of us
    are dreaming of Ovaltine or maybe Nestle's Quik.
    Most times those blue jeans were long since out of
    style. Good riddance, right?

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