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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My neighbor's kids sold weapons grade plutonium
    Across to Ayatollah Khamenei.

    Song: My Own Eyes
    Real Lyric: My neighbor's kids sold weapons grade plutoniumAnd frosty ice-cold lemonade



    The story:

    I was looking up the lyrics on the internet. I must
    admit, the real lyrics make so much more sense in
    light of the line at the end of the stanza "I have
    to say it was some really darn good lemonade!"

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