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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    No muscle brawn man could take my hand from my guy.

    Artist: Mary Wells
    Song: My Guy
    Real Lyric: No muscle bound man could take my hand from my guy.



    The story:

    I originally heard the lyric as: "No muscle brawn
    man could take my hand from my guy." It made
    perfect sense, and I was 99.99% sure it was that.
    Then one day, I saw the real lyric on my old
    karaoke machine, thinking it might have been
    incorrect, and me and my mom had a little argument
    over what was correct. Lastly, today, about 13
    years later, I did a look-up of the correct lyric,
    and, despite the fact that karaoke CDs often get
    it wrong, it turns out the old karaoke CD was
    right. I still like my version better, though.

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