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    Now usually I don't do this but uh
    Go head' on and break 'em off wit a lil' previews of the remix

    No I'm not tryin' to be rude,
    But hey pretty girl I'm feelin' you
    The way you do the things you do
    Remind me of my Lexus coup
    That's why im all up in

    Artist: R. Kelly
    Song: Ignition
    Real Lyric: Now usually I don't do this but uhGo head' on and break 'em off wit a lil' previews of the remixNo I'm not tryin' to be rude,But hey pretty girl I'm feelin' youThe way you do the things you doRemind me of my Lexus coupThat's why im all up in your grillTryna get you to a hotelYou must be a football coachThe way you got me playin' the fieldSo baby give me that toot tootLet me give you that beep beepRunnin' her hands through my 'froBouncin' on 24'sWhile they saying on the radioIt's the remix to ignitionHot and fresh out the kitchenMama rollin' that bodyGot every man in here wishin'Sippin' on coke and rum (rum)I'm like so what I'm drunk (drunk)It's the freakin' weekend babyI'm about to have me some fun (fun)Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce BounceBounce Bounce BounceCome onNow it's like murder she wroteOnce I get you out them clothesPrivacy is on the doorBut still they can hear you screamin' moreGirl I'm feelin' what you feelin'No more hopin' and wishin'I'm bout to take my key andStick it in the ignitionSo give me that toot tootLet me give you that beep beepRunnin' her hands through my 'froBouncin' on 24'sWhile they saying on the radioThis is the remix to ignitionHot and fresh out the kitchenMama rollin' that bodyGot every man in here wishin'Sippin' on coke and rum (rum)I'm like so what I'm drunk (drunk)It's the freakin' weekend babyI'm about to have me some fun (fun)Crystal poppin' in the stretch NavigatorWe got food every whereAs if the party was cateredWe got fellas to my left (left)Honeys on my right (right)We bring them both together we got junkin' all nightThen after the show its the (after party)And after the party its the (hotel lobby)Around about 4 you gotta (clear the lobby)Then head take it to your room and freak somebodyCan I get a toot tootCan I get a beep beepRunnin' her hands through my 'froBouncin' on 24'sWhile they saying on the radioIt's the remix to ignitionHot and fresh out the kitchenMama rollin' that bodyGot every man in here wishin'Sippin' on coke and rum (rum)I'm like so what I'm drunk (drunk)It's the freakin' weekend babyI'm about to have me some fun (fun)This is the remix to ignitionHot and fresh out the kitchenMama rollin' that bodyGot every man in here wishin'Sippin' on coke and rum (rum)I'm like so what I'm drunk (drunkIt's the freakin' weekend babyI'm about to have me some fun (fun)Come onGirl we off in this jeepFoggin' windows upBlastin' the radioIn the back of my truckBouncin' up and downStroke it round and roundTo the remixWe just thuggin' it out



    The story:

    My mom and I used to love R. Kelly's "Ignition" when it came out. This
    was well before his highly publicized scandals involving young girls
    and unmentionable bodily fluids. In any case, there's one particular
    line where he sings "And after the party its the hotel lobby" but for
    some reason, we 100% heard "And after the party its the whole
    chalabi." In our minds, the whole chalabi would mean something
    along the lines of the whole shebang, or situation. It wasn't until you
    could Google song lyrics that we discovered where R. Kelly was going
    after the party. It was NOT the whole chalabi. Turns out Chalabi is the
    last name of an Iraqi exile. The internet is a gift.

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