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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    On the boat, sprint the car
    Ladies town, goin' hard
    Bleedin' hips, slap Matthias
    Sweet McHair, squint my eyes
    Lookin hot, smellin good
    Provin' life, I'm from the hood
    Dome-head shorty, I blow you a kiss
    Can you handle, handle thi

    Artist: Destiny's Child
    Song: Bootylicious
    Real Lyric: I'm about to break you offH-tow, goin' hard read my hips Slap my thighs, swing my hair Squint my eyesLookin hot, smellin goodGroovin' like I'm from the hoodOver my shoulder I blow you a kissCan you handle, handle this

    The story:

    I've sang it this way for a while, but i knew i had to be wrong...It's their fault for being hard to understand.>:(

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    Submitted by

    PeterPerson

    Submitted on

    7/22/2008 5:21 pm

    Age it happened

    15

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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