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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    One of these days I'll go to dust in the wind.

    Artist: Pink Floyd
    Real Lyric: One of these days I'm going to cut you to little pieces.



    The story:

    Just about five minutes ago I saw the actual line right here.
    What makes it embarassing is that I always thought it was my line, but I had to put up somekind of Russian accent to make it sound phonetically correct.
    Mad how "cut you to little pieces" turns into "dust in the wind".

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