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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Out here in the fields, I found where Bob kneels

    Artist: The Who
    Song: Baba O'Riley
    Real Lyric: Out here in the fields, I fight for my meals



    The story:

    The lyrics didn't make much sense to me, and when the song came up in conversation in a life drawing class I was taking, I quoted the lyrics as I understood them and snorted, "What the hell's THAT supposed to mean?" The guy I was asking laughed, called me a knob and corrected me. He thought it was pretty funny, though, and said "my" lyrics made it sound like the guy was giving head in a cornfield. That REALLY embarrassed me. He teased me about it for days.

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