jelloegg's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| Save Ferris | Goodbye | Now you're back And you're big and greenCrawling on your hands and knees | Now you're back And you're beggin' pleaseCrawling on your hands and knees |
| Eagles | Heartache Tonight | There's gonna be a party tonight,A party tonight, I know.There's gonna be a party tonight, I know.Lord, I know. | There's gonna be a heartache tonight,A heartache tonight, I know.There's gonna be a heartache tonight, I know.Lord, I know. |
| Eiffel 65 | Blue (Da Ba Dee) | I'm blue I believe I will die... | I'm blue da ba dee da ba die... |
| Pink | 'Cuz I Can | Yeah I'm super d**kPeople say I'm much too thick | Yeah I'm super thickPeople say I'm much too chick |
| Billy Talent | Red Flag | Like a fireDon't need wantonLike a jewl'ryNeeds a lionLike a riotDon't need OdonLike a madmanNeeds a martyr | Like a fireDon't need waterLike a juryNeeds a liarLike a riotDon't need orderLike a madmanNeeds a martyr |
| Billy Talent | Red Flag | The Red Flag waving never meant the same... noThe Red Flag waving never meant the same... doh! | The Red Flag waving never meant the same... noThe Red Flag waving never meant the same... go! |
| Billy Talent | Red Flag | Doesn't matter if there's a warDon't be a fright or you'll slip and fallSpeak for yourself or they'll speak for you | Build a ladder if there's a wallDon't be afraid to slip and fallSpeak for yourself or they'll speak for you |
| Billy Talent | Red Flag | Like a project mates a King | Like the pawn checkmates a King |
| t.a.T.u. | Malchik Gay | My chicky | Malchik gay |
| R.E.M. | Losing My Religion | Trying to keep a view | Trying to keep up with you |
| Good Charlotte | The Anthem | This is the anthemBlow all your heads up | This is the anthemThrow all your hands up |
| Nickelback | How You Remind Me | Despite words in my headScream "Are we having fun yet?" | These five words in my headScream "Are we having fun yet?" |
| Joni Mitchell | Big Yellow Taxi | They paid paradise to put up a f**king law. | They paved paradise and put up a parking lot. |
| Good Charlotte | The Anthem | Another is a rat-dog (Whoa-oh) | Another loser anthem (Whoa-oh) |
| Nickelback | How You Remind Me | I'm sick of Simon and this sense of feeling | I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling |
| Mindless Self Indulgence | 1989 | Goodbye 1989I wanna be the one in controlRock my white shoes one more timeThe next big thing for five years: Rodney!It's not your turnIt's not your turn yetBack off you little ***tsGnawing Emma BitsI see they eat you by t | Goodbye 1989I wanna be the one in controlRock my white shoes, polo tieThe next big thing for five years runningIt's not your turnIt's not your turn yetBack off you little ***tsGnawing at my fistsI see they breed you by the boatloadBack off you little whoresGet 'em on all foursAnd let me beat you to the f**king punch bowl |
| Jennifer Lopez | Love Don't Cost a Thing | Pulling up your sleeve so I could see the rolly thing | Pulling up your sleeve so I could see the rolley bling |
| Abba | Money, Money, Money | To Las Vegas and be in a show | To Las Vegas or Monaco |
| System Of A Down | B.Y.O.B. | Why does our presence fight the warWhy do we go to Singapore | Why don't presidents fight the warWhy do they always send the poor |
| Justin Timberlake | Sexy Back | Go hefty cone women | Go 'head be gone with it |
| Blondie | The Tide Is High | I'm not the kind of girl who gives out drugs like that. | I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that. |
| The Viscounts | Who Put the Bomp | That made my gravy fall in love with me. | That made my baby fall in love with me. |
| Las Ketchup | Aserejé | You know what my hobby is. | sebiunouva majabi an |
| Billy Talent | Red Flag | Tourette's women never sound the same. | The Red Flag waving never meant the same. |
| Lit | I'm Not Sick But I'm Not Well | And it's obscene to live so well | And it's a sin to live so well |
| Elvis Presley | Hard Headed Woman | She messes around with a crayon like it's a truck. | If she ever went away I'd cry around the clock. |
| Dresden Dolls, The | Girl Anachronism | and the butter full of flies | and the bathtub full of flies |
| Ben Folds Five | One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces | One Angry Tortoise | One Angry Dwarf |
| Weezer | Hash Pipe | I've got my ass wipe. | I've got my hash pipe. |
| Lifehouse | Sick Cycle Carousel | That's right! I climbed your steps. | I tried to climb your steps |
| Lit | I'm Not Sick But I'm Not Well | Television televisionEverybody's coming to get me | Paranoia paranoiaEverybody's coming to get me |
| The Offspring | Come Out And Play | No one's getting started no one's running the store | No one's getting smarter no one's learning the score |
| The Offspring | Come Out And Play | Like a credit disease | Like a spreading disease |
| The Offspring | Come Out And Play | The kids are strappin' on their way to the bathroom | The kids are strappin' on their way to the classroom |
| System Of A Down | Chic'N'Stu | Pepperoni, angry peppersMushrooms, olive, chives | Pepperoni and green peppersMushrooms, olive, chives |
| System Of A Down | Chic'N'Stu | Pie, pie, pie, pie, pie | Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy |
| Blur | Song 2 | And I'm pissing a needle | And I'm pins and I'm needles |
| Aqua | Lollipop (Candyman) | Bouncyland | Bountyland |
| Derek and the Dominos | Layla | Bay-bah | Layla |
| Flight of the Conchords | If You're Into It | Gettin' lude with his food | Gettin' nude with his food |
| Flight of the Conchords | If You're Into It | But if you want we could double tenue | But if you want we could double team you |
| The Arrogant Worms | The Guy with Computer Know-How | (Check with me, that would be you) | (Technically that would be you) |
| Ramones | I Want To Be Sedated | Do you wanna, wanna, wanna fall out the door? | Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go |
| James Brown | I Feel Good | I feel good, I knew that I wouldn't | I feel good, I knew that I would, now |
| Garbage | Cherry Lips (Go Baby Go) | You could make the Roman gasp | You could make grown men gasp |
| E-Type | Back In The Loop | There is no way to stop the yellow thing. | There is no way to stop the yellow danger. |
| Scissor Sisters | I Can't Decide | Sluts and drinks, I won't get pickled | Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled |
| Scissor Sisters | I Can't Decide | It's not easy having Luce do a good tie | It's not easy having yourself a good time |
| Scissor Sisters | I Can't Decide | Greasing up those beds and feathers | Greasing up those bets and betters |
| Scissor Sisters | I Can't Decide | Buy stock now, call me a quitter | If I stop now call me a quitter |
| Billy Joel | Piano Man | And the piano sounds like a carnivore | And the piano sounds like a carnival |
| Ladytron | Ghosts | made you a prisoner inside your own secret sea | made you a prisoner inside your own secrecy |
| Ladytron | Ghosts | made you up and split from one thousand diamond rings | made you up and split from one thousand enemies |
| Peter Gabriel | Steam | You know your gut speaks for your cash | You know your plastic from your cash |
| Billy Preston | Nothing From Nothing | I'm a soldier in the wormhole mythology | I'm a soldier in the war on poverty |
| Britney Spears | Radar | And listen baby turn up the feta | And listen baby turn up the fader |
| Sparks | Something For The Girl With Everything | Ah, electrically sharp! | Ah, the little girl is shy |
| Sparks | Something For The Girl With Everything | Here's a partridge in a tree,A gun upon a treeComplete with a mythologist | Here's a partridge in a tree,A gardener for the treeComplete with ornithologist |
| Amanda Palmer | Leeds United | Who needs love when the sandwiches are weak and they know you are the master? | Who needs love when the sandwiches are wickedAnd they know you at the mac store? |
| Sparks | Something For The Girl With Everything | You can breathe the light of day | You can breathe another day |
| Michael Sembello | Maniac | She's a maniac, maniac, at your door | She's a maniac, maniac, I sure know |
| Rihanna | Don't Stop the Music | Mama say, Mama saw my Microsoft | Mama say mama sa, Ma ma coosa |
| Britney Spears | Radar | Amaretta | On my radar |
| Britney Spears | If U Seek Amy | I just want to go to the bloody shingle ho | I just want to go to the party she gonna go |
| Emma Bunton | Maybe | Cos he's got pants for the day | Cos he's got plans for the day |
| Abba | Mama Mia | Mama mia, did I lick myself? | Mama mia, even if I say |
| Lady Gaga | Just Dance | gotta doo-doo | Da-da-doo-doo |
| Kaci | Paradise | Through the crystal on the phone I hear you call | Through the crystal waterfall I hear you call |
| Britney Spears | Womanizer | Got all the poppas with their strings up | Got all the puppets with their strings up |
| Abba | Head Over Heels | She's sixteen, if you know what I mean | She's extreme, if you know what I mean |
| Abba | Head Over Heels | Running the gauntlet in the world a-blaze | Running the gauntlet in a whirl of lace |
| Electric Six | Gay Bar | Girl! | You! |
| Panic! At The Disco | London Beckoned A Song About Money... | make a scene make a scene make a scene | make us it make us hip make us scene |
| Panic! At The Disco | London Beckoned A Song About Money... | shoulders shoulders shoulders. | Shrug us off your shoulders. |
| Panic! At The Disco | I Write Sins Not Tragedies | With a sense of poisoned rationality | With a sense of poise and rationality |
| Britney Spears | Baby One More Time | My only wish is killing me | My loneliness is killing me |
| Panic! At The Disco | There's a Good Reason These Tables are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet | And from that moment, you'll be out of place and under duress. | And from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed. |
| Al Bano & Romina Power | Felicita | You're staring at genieorYou call me a meanie. | E restare vicini come bambini |
| Al Bano & Romina Power | Felicita | Felicita. Isn't it superman who is guarding on turn, Felicita? | Felicita e tenersi per mano andare lontano la felicita. |
| Michael Sembello | Maniac | On the hospital line of insanity is a place most never see | On the ice-build iron sanity is a place most never see |
| Men Without Hats | Safety Dance | We can dance, we can danceEverybody dance with your hands | We can dance, we can danceEverybody look at your hands |
| Cadillac | Valentino | I see holy boots! | ¡Ay!, si Hollywood su |
| Cadillac | Valentino | Ghetto central | Quiero ser pro |
| Beyonce | Single Ladies | And like the clothes I'll be gone | And like a ghost I'll be gone |
| Beyonce | Single Ladies | Don't treat me to be pleased of the world | Don't treat me to the things of the world |
| Madonna | Human Nature | I'm not your fish don't hang your sh*t on me | I'm not your b**ch don't hang your sh*t on me |
| Madonna | Die Another Day | Camel-yze this; Carnelize this | Analyze this |
| O Town | Coming To The Rescue | And you're feeling small | And your spirits fall |
| Electric Six | Danger! High Voltage | Don't you wanna know how the kids are in fires? | Don't you wanna know how we keep starting fires? |
| En Vogue | Free Your Mind | Doesn't mean I don't like my stoned black brothers | Doesn't mean I don't like my strong black brothers |
| En Vogue | Free Your Mind | It doesn't mean there's another blood in my egg | It doesn't mean there's another blood in my heirs |
| Britney Spears | I'm a Slave 4 U | Baby, don't you wanna, dance a flambe | Baby, don't you wanna, dance upon me |
| Britney Spears | I'm a Slave 4 U | gimme gimme, gimme gimme;candy cane, candy cane | Get it get it, get it get it |
| Britney Spears | I'm a Slave 4 U | Always saying little girl don't step into the blood. | Always saying little girl don't step into the club. |
| t.a.T.u. | You & I | Say goodbye | Sanctified |
| t.a.T.u. | You & I | Semper Fi | Sanctified |
| Caramell | Caramelldansen | Kappa in a handbag | Klappa era händer |
| Alizee | J'en Ai Marre | Keep my discos | Qui m'indisposent |
| Good Charlotte | Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous | James Bond | Fall |
| Caramell | Caramelldansen | I'm out of renal dancing. | Ta negra steg at vänster |
| Caramell | Caramelldansen | Yours! Show me yours! | Gjör so vi gjör |
| Caramell | Caramelldansen | Lisa in the kwanset | Missa inte chansen |
| S Club 8 | Fool No More | With Dagustani rings and pearls | With diamond studded rings and pearls |
| Britney Spears | Baby One More Time | Then step through chaos hands down | That's not the way I planned it |
| S Club 7 | Don't Stop Moving | Don't stop moving to that asswipe beat | Don't stop moving to the S Club beat |
| Tim Curry | Don't Make Me Laugh | Drick | Drake |
| Tim Curry | Don't Make Me Laugh | Or write your neppy-tan | Or write your epitaph |
| Nightwish | Bye Bye Beautiful | Finally the hills are without ice tea | Finally the hills are without eyesThey |
| Nightwish | Tutankhamen | To the cannon | Tutankhamen |
| Ace of Base | Always Have, Always Will | You got to stay and Holy Wine will live this fantasy | You've got to stay and hold me while we live this fantasy |
| Avantasia | The Tower | Never been a fighter, never been a maid. | Never been a fighter, never been a man. |
| Avantasia | The Tower | An android in reality lead me on my way. | Vandroiy in reality lead me on my race. |
| Rob Zombie | Dragula | I feel like an atom bomb | Burn like an animal |
| Jethro Tull | Bungle In The Jungle | With claws at your back to send the children good night | With claws at your back to send a chill through the night air |
| Jethro Tull | Bungle In The Jungle | Walking through forests of concrete and parchment | Walking through forests of palm tree apartments |
| Creedence Clearwater Revival | Sweet Hitchhiker | Sweed in Jahaica | Sweet Hitch-Hiker |
| Pink | Stupid Girls | What about the hot seat? | Porno Paparazzi |
| Metallica | Invisible Kid | In a word he's grown | Inward he's grown |
| 89ers | Higher Love | With this Scotty-chasing flare | With this gaudy tasty flair |
| Groove Coverage | 7 Years and 50 Days | So damn, what do you see? | So then what do you see? |
| Pink | Bad Influence | It's genetic | It's dramatic |
| E-Type | Free Like a Flying Demon | I'm free like a flying demon, no more of them filthy lice | I'm free like a flying demon, no more of them filthy lies |
| Kobojsarna | Sång Om Ingenting | Allah, Bluto taught me Loompa | Alla brudar tar på min rumpa |
| Eminem | Just Lose It | Are your goggles blind?! | Beer Goggles! Blind! |
| E-Type | Free Like a Flying Demon | I wasn't sure it was a Death Star. | I wasn't sure it was a jet stall. |
| Metallica | Don't Tread On Me | Seductor of Maine | So don't tread on me |
| La Roux | Bulletproof | This time baby I'll be burning-proof. | This time baby I'll be bulletproof. |
| Esmee Denters | Outta Here | Get me outta here, 'cause my eyes are burning from his silly pants | Get me outta here, 'cause my eyes are burning from these silly tears |
| The Cars | Shake It Up | Don't let nobody pick your bum | Don't let nobody pick your fun |
| E-Type | Princess Of Egypt | No more of them lunatic thoughts time's upfor the Donkey Shot | No more of them lunatic thoughts time's upfor the Don Quixot |
| The Cars | Shake It Up | Make all the naughty cats stop and stare | Make the night cats stop and stare |
| Zoe | Come Home | You play with my heart | When will you come home |
| Michael Jackson | Billie Jean | Botticelli's not my son | But the kid is not my son |
| System Of A Down | CUBErt | Cliché evil organs there | Cliché people organs rare |
| System Of A Down | Deer Dance | They like to push the wig around. | They like to push the weak around. |
| Chilly | Doll Queen | She's a dog treat, a dog treat | She's a doll queen, a doll queen |
| System Of A Down | This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I\'m On This Song | Skeletons on happy legs | Killers never hurt feelings |
| Lady Gaga | Poker Face | I'll hit him hard, show him what I've got | I'll get him hot, show him what I've got |
| Lady Gaga | Poker Face | B-b-b-booger face, b-b-booger face | P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face |
| Green Day | Horshoes and Handgrenades | And Oh! She's a hand grenade. | In horseshoes and hand grenades |
| Special D | Face 2 Face | Get your freak on | Get your freedom |
| Avenged Sevenfold | A Little Piece of Heaven | I go brr-eezy | Eyes over easy |
| Aerosmith | Just Push Play | We killed a ninja anyway | We're comin' at you anyway |
| Pokémon Soundtrack | Two Perfect Girls | You can knock me up and throw away the key! | You can lock me up and throw away the key! |
| Glenn Miller and His Orchestra | Chattanooga Choo Choo | Harden my balls | Pardon me, boys |
| Aqua | Happy Boys & Girls | Making a lot of noise up there, throw your hips up in the air | Making a lot of noise up there, throw your hands up in the air |
| Cradle Of Filth | Nymphetamine | Let your darkness of faith | Would your dark nails of faith |
| Electric Six | Dance Commander | You must have been the dance commander | You must obey the dance commander |
| Michael W. Smith | Go West Young Man | Question man | Go west young man |
| Avantasia | The Tower | Now I've got a pigeon on an open door | Now I got a vision of an open door |
| Rolling Stones | Paint It Black | I see a riddle and I want to paint it black. | I see a red door and I want to paint it black. |
