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Username:	Poof19
Favorite Music:	Rock
Favorite Artist:	The Beatles
Favorite Song:	Hey Jude
Age:	39
Sex:	Unspecified
About Me:	I am a HUGE Beatles, Queen, etc. fan. I come to this site nearly every day and vote on unpublished lyrics. I am interested in Weird Al songs, and my favorite song of his is I have no idea I like nearly all of them. I have tropical fish and one of my fish named Parmesan likes to swim backwards whenever I listen to music. I like a lot of bands from the 60's, 70's, and 80's. If you're upset about the cruel to be kind lyric, Mr. Kline isn't cruel. He's a great teacher and a really nice guy. Plus I am not 38, I am 12.

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Artist	Song	Real Lyrics	Misheard
Bobby Fuller Four	I Fought The Law	I fought the law and the law won	Hop off the lawn and the lawn won
Kinks	You Really Got Me	You really got me, you really got me	You really got mail, you really got mail
Doobie Brothers	Listen to The Music	Listen to The Music	Mr. Amusing
Duran Duran	Hungry Like The Wolf	And I'm hungry like the wolf.	And I'm hungry like the world.
Elton John	Rocket Man	I'm a rocket man.	I'm a pocket man.
The Who	Baba O'Riley	Teenage wasteland	Teenage pasteland
Nick Lowe	Cruel To Be Kind	You have to be, cruel to be kind, in the right measures.	You have to be cruel to be Mr. Kline, in the right treasures.
Police	Don't Stand So Close to Me	Don't stand, Don't stand so close to me	Roxanne, Roxanne, the grade A milk canteen
Police	Message In A Bottle	Message in a bottle	Massage in a bottom
Cascada	Miracle	Day and night	Pay my kite
The Beatles	Happiness Is A Warm Gun	Happiness is a warm gun	Happiness is a bad pun, Johna.
The Beatles	I'm Only Sleeping	When I wake up early in the morning	When I wake up I am really boring.
Barenaked Ladies	One Little Slip	One little slip.	One little nip
The Beatles	Piggies	Have you seen the little piggies	Have you seen the knitting wiggies.
Manfred Mann's Earth Band	Mighty Quinn	Mighty Quinn	Mighty Quilt
Elvis Presley	Return To Sender	Return to Sender,Address Unknown	Return to Simba, The Lion Cone
Queen	Bohemian Rhapsody	Spare him his life from this monstrosity.	Spare him his life from his wife's canopy
Elton John	Can You Feel The Love Tonight	It's enough to make wide eyed wanderers	It's enough to make wide eyed underwear
Queen	You're My Best Friend	You're the first one	You're the busboy
Weird Al Yankovic	Eat It	Eat it! Eat it!	Clean it! Clean it!
Weird Al Yankovic	I Love Rocky Road	I love rocky road.	I love mocking roads
Weird Al Yankovic	E-Bay	Bubble wrap	Troubled maps
Abba	Take A Chance On Me	still free	Phee Phee
The Beatles	Come Together	Come together, right now, over me	Come together, right now, over bee
ELO	Telephone Line	Telephone Line, give me some timeI'm living in twilight	Telephone Line, give me some dimes
Pat Benatar	Heartbreaker	Heart breakerDream maker, Love taker	Heart breaker, Cream maker, Love taker
Three Dog Night	Mama Told Me (Not To Come)	Mama told me not to come	Let the waiter have fun, son
McCoys	Hang On Sloopy	Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy, hang on.	Hang on, Snoopy, Snoopy, hang on.
Billy Joel	Piano Man	There's an old man sitting next to me, Making love to his tonic and gin	There's an old man sitting next to me, Makin' love to his tiny fan Lin.
The Beach Boys	Help Me, Rhonda	Help me, Rhonda, help help me Rhonda	Help me Wanda, help help me Wanda
Weird Al Yankovic	I Can't Watch This	The Cosby show and Rosanne	The cost buys, and rose man
Tom Jones	She's A Lady	She's a winner	She's a weaner
Grand Funk Railroad	Some Kind of Wonderful	Can I get a witness Can I get a witness	Can I get Whitney Can I get Whitney
Weird Al Yankovic	The Saga Begins	A long, long time ago In a galaxy far away	A pong pong lime ago, in a malaxy far away
The Beatles	Polythene Pam	She's so good looking but she looks like a man	She's so good looking but she looks like a ram
Plain White Tees	Hey There Delilah	Hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York city.	Hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York kitty
Elton John	Crocodile Rock	When Susie wore her dresses tight	When Susie woman dresses fight
Cher	Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves	Gypsies, tramps, and thieves	Clean teens, tramps, and beans
Bob Dylan	Knockin' On Heaven's Door	Knock knock knockin' on heaven's door	Knock knock knockin' on Henry's door
Bee Gees	You Should Be Dancing	Whatcha doin' on your back on your back, whatcha doin' on yourback on your back?	whatcha doin' on your butt on your butt? Yeah whatcha doin' on your butt on your butt?
Creedence Clearwater Revival	Have You Ever Seen The Rain?	I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain	i wanna know, have you ever seen McCain
Nelly Furtado	I'm Like A Bird	I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away. I don't know where my soul is, i don't know where my home is.	I'm like a bird I'll only fly away. I don't know where my soul is, i don't know where my phone is.

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