Profile
| Username: |
xxxxMuffin |
| Favorite Music: |
Rock |
| Favorite Artist: |
Emilie Autumn |
| Favorite Song: |
Opheliac |
| Age: |
21 |
| Sex: |
F |
| About Me: |
My real favorite band is actually Bauhaus, and my favorite song is Slice of Life. (: |
xxxxMuffin's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| Nightwish | Nemo | Oh, how I wish for soothing pain | Oh, how I wish for soothing rain |
| Clash | White Riot | White people don't taste good | White people go to school |
| Morningwood | Nth Degree | Everybody leech out | Everybody lets go |
| Lily Allen | LDN | You're my love, you're my crown | You might laugh, you might frown |
| Bedouin Soundclash | Living In Jungles | Brother, can you be a girl someday? | Rider, can you be a ghost someday? |
| Foo Fighters | Monkey Wrench | Tampon... | Temper... |
| Body Count | Cop Killer | Calculus! | Cop Killer! (at the very beginning) |
| Queen | Somebody to Love | This morning, I get on my diet | Each morning, I get up and die a little |
| Nirvana | In Bloom | Rape the darker glands | Reproductive glands |
| Green Day | Good Riddance | Tom grabs you by the wrist | Time grabs you by the wrist |
| Bob Marley | Is This Love | We'll share the same roomWe'll jump rope by the bridge | We'll share the same room For Jah provide the bread |
| Britney Spears | Womanizer | Womanize her, woman-womanize her | Womanizer, woman-womanizer |
| Van Halen | Panama | Pan 'em up! | Panama! |
| Emilie Autumn | Opheliac | So can you feel the agony?...It's the Opheliac in me... | It's the Opheliac in me...It's the Opheliac in me... |
| James Blunt | You're Beautiful | I saw her face in a cloudy place | I saw her face in a crowded place |
| Nickelback | Figured You Out | I like the white stains on your dress. | I like the wine stains on your dress |
| Nickelback | Figured You Out | I love the pie aroudn your nose | I love the powder on your nose |
| New Order | Blue Monday | I see a ship in the harborI can, a shallow bay | I see a ship in the harborI can, and shall obey |
| Pearl Jam | Black | Ohh the bichh is sad; ohh, been washed in black | All the pictures have all been washed in black |
| Cutting Crew | (I Just) Died in Your Arms | I just Diana Ross tonight | I just died in your arms tonight |
| Queen | Bohemian Rhapsody | Fiesta Bob has a devil put aside for me | Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me |
| Jane's Addiction | Been Caught Stealing | Hey alright, f**king pieORHey alright, bark and bite | Hey alright, if I get by... |
| Usher | Burn | When the feeling ain't the semen your body | When the feeling ain't the same in your body |
| Akon | Right Now (na na na) | Wish you could dine with me | Wish you could die with me |
| Radiohead | Creep | She's laughing at the dog | She's running out the door |
| Kings Of Leon | Fans | She's got a hatAnd all I have is his **shole | She's got a hatAnd all the hat says is **shole |
| Muse | Supermassive Black Hole | Supermassive black c**k | Supermassive black hole |
| Michael Jackson | Billie Jean | But Nick Cannon's not my son | But the kid is not my son |
| Bob Marley | Concrete Jungle | Jolly Green Giant | Concrete jungle |
| Blink 182 | First Date | Honest, let's mate, this may last forever | Honest, let's make this night last forever |
| Black Eyed Peas | I Gotta Feeling | Fill up my cup - muffin top! | Fill up my cup - Mazel Tov! |
| Beck | Loser | Dog food SKULLS with the beefcake pantyhose | Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose |
| Bon Jovi | You Give Love a Bad Name | Shot through the heart and you're too lame | Shot through the heart and you're to blame |
| The Animals | Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood | I'm just a soul whose intestines are good | I'm just a soul whose intentions are good |
