Anonymous's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Real Lyrics |
Misheard |
| Beauty & The Beast Soundtrack | Gaston | No one's slick as GastonNo one's quick as GastonNo one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's | NNo one's sick as GastonNo one's quick as GastonNo one's d***'s as incredibly thick as Gaston's |
| Smash Mouth | All Star | Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll meI ain't the sharpest tool in the shedShe was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumbIn the shape of an "L" on her forehead | Somebody once told me the world is macaroniI ate the sharpest tool in the shedshe was lookin' kinda dumb with her finger in her bumand the ship of an elf on her forehead |
| Bryan Adams | Summer Of '69 | I got my first real six-string, bought it at the five and dime, played it till my fingers bled, was the summer of 69 | I got my first real sex dream, bored and at the five and dime, played it till my fingers bled, was it some other 69! |
| Craig Morgan | Redneck Yacht Club | There's no signing up, no monthly duestake your johnson, your mercury or your evinrude and fire it upmeet us out at party cove come on in' the waters finejust idle on over and toss us a limebasstrackers, bayliners and a party barge, strung together like a floating trailer park | There's no signin' of, no muckley doos,take your johnson, your murphy or your evan's rootand far it upmeet us is the party codecome on in the water's finejust idle on over and toss us a lardfast tractors, big liners, and a part |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers | Dani California | California rest in peace | California wrestling pigs |
| Avril Lavigne | Losing Grip | You used to love me, you used to hug me | You used love me, you used to hump me |
| Bon Jovi | Dirty Little Secret | I light a candle In the garden of love To blind the angels Looking down from above I want, I need The fruit of your VINE It tastes so bitter sweet Cause I know it's not mine | Allah nintendoIn a guarder of lovetwo blah the angelslookin' down frome abovea WAR, a KNEE, the flute off your partyTastes so bidder sweatcause I know is nah mah |
| Nelly | Hot in Here | It's gettin' hot in here, so take off all your clothes, I am gettin' so hot, I wanna take my clothes off | We're smokin' pot in here, so take off with them ho's, army's gettin so hot arr pochahontas is clones off |
| Flo-rida ft. T-pain | Low | MmmmmmmmLet me talk to 'emLet me talk to 'em | MmmmmmmmLemon meringueLemon meringue |
| Roxette | Vulnerable | She's so vulnerable like china in my hands | She's so vulnerable, va***a in my hands |
| Grease Soundtrack | Look At Me, I'm Sandra Dee | Won't come across even Rock Hudson lost | Won't come across,Even my cousin Loss |
| Robert Palmer | Simply Irresistable | That kind of love is mythical | That cantaloupe is mystical |
| Weird Al Yankovic | Don't Touch That | Don't touch milk if it's crunchy | Don't touch Mel Gibson's Crunchie |
| Lynyrd Skynyrd | Workin' | So I keep on workin'Like a workin' man do | So I keep on workin'Like a workin' man-dude |
| Sherrie Austin | Son Of A Preacherman | Oh, that's when Billy'd take me walkin' | Handsome Billy, take me a-walkin |
| Grease Soundtrack | Summer Nights | Met a boy cute as can be | Met a boy cute as Gumby |
| Nickelback | Too Bad | You call her, ask from time to time To make sure we're alive | You call the **s from time to time To make sure we're alive |
| Lynyrd Skynyrd | Sweet Home Alabama | Well, I hope Neil Young will remember A Southern man don't need him around anyhow | Well, I hope Neil Young will remember Some old man don't need him around anyhow |
| Lynyrd Skynyrd | Sweet Home Alabama | I miss Alabama once again And I think its a sin, yes | And this whole family wants some skinAnd I think its a sin, yes |
| Annie Sountdrack | Easy Street | She'd repeatEasy streetBetter get there soon. | Shit repeatEasy streetBetter get there soon. |
| Nelly Furtado | Man Eater | And when she walks, she walks with passion | And when she walks, she wants a pet shop |
| Delta Goodrem | Innocent Eyes | See creation how where defined | See green asians, how well defined |
| Cledus T. Judd | Plowboy | And let G-E-O-R-G-I-A know why they calling me | And let G.I. Joe know why he's calling me |
| Diesel | Man Alive | It's loving that mattersLet me lay it on the line | Slip in the middleLemon-y lemon lime |
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