Anonymous's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Real Lyrics |
Misheard |
| Britney Spears | Radar | A man with a midas touchIntoxicate me, I'm a rushStop, you're makin' me blushPeople are lookin' at us | A man with a midas touchIntoxicate me, I'm a lushStop, you're makin' me blushPeepin' a look at that **s |
| Miley Cyrus | 7 Things | The 7 things i hate about youThe 7 things i hate about youYou're vain, your games, you're insecureYou love me, you like her | The 7 things i hate about youThe 7 things i hate about youYou're vain, you're a gay, you're an anti-gayYou love me 'til I hurt |
| Imogen Heap | The Walk | No response on any level, red alert this vessels under siege,Total overload, systems down, they've got control,There's no way out, we are surrounded,Give in, give in, and relish every minute of itFreeze, awake here forever, I feel a weakness coming on. | No spots on any never ever, let this vessel's gonna siege,Chodel-yodel-odel, systems family guy control,There's no way out, we are surrounded,Give it, give it, hooray should we give it? love it?Freeze, the weekend forever, I feel a weakn |
| Hairspray (The Musical) | You Can't Stop The Beat | 'Cause you can't stop the beatEver since we first saw the lightA man and woman liked to shake it on a Saturday night | 'Cause you can't stop the beatEver since we first saw the lightA manly woman liked to shake it on a Saturday night |
| Rihanna | Disturbia | Throw on your break lights We're in the city of wonder Ain't gonna play nice Watch out, you might just go under Better think twice Your train of thought will be altered So if you must falter be wise Your mind is in disturbia | Put on your green lightWe're in the city of wonder Ain't gonna play nice Muchacho might just fall under Better think twice Your trained to follow Bea Arthur So if you must falter be wise Send your mind to disturbia |
| Gwen Stefani | 4 In The Morning | And all I know is You've got to give me everything Nothing less ‘cause You know I give you all of me I give you everything that I am I'm handin' over everything that I've got | And all I know is You've got to give me everything And all the Nascars You know I'd give you all of meI'll give you everything that I am I'm bendin' over everything that I've got |
| Frou Frou | Let Go | Drink up baby downAre you in or are you outLeave your things behind'Cause it's all going off without youExcuse me too busy you're writing a tragedyThese mess-upsYou bubble-wrapWhen you've no idea what you're like | Drink a baby downMy window rock outEvil things behind'Cause it's all going off without youExcuse me too busy a'writing your tragic datingsMishapsYou bubble rightWhen you know I'll do what chore, love? |
| Death Cab For Cutie | Your Heart Is An Empty Room | Home's face, how it ages when you're away | Horse face, how it ages when you're away |
| Mountain | Mississippi Queen | While the rest of them dudes Was gettin' their kicksBuddy beg your pardon I was gettin' mine | While the rest of them dudes Were'a gettin' nakedBoy I beg your pardon I was gettin' mine |
| Paramore | Thats What You Get | Pain, make your way to me, to me | They make you wait to meet Tamique |
| Nelly Furtado | Say It Right | When there's no time for jokingThere's a hole in the plan | When there's no time for jokin'There's a hole in my pants |
| Flo Rida(Feat Timbaland) | Elevator | She gotta nails kit, she gotta hair kitShe got a Gucci bag, her brand new outfit | She got a mail key, she got a hell keyShe got a cootchy thang, a brand new alchie |
| The Ting Tings | Shut Up And Let Me Go | For fear of leaving in regretI've changed since from when we first metNow oh so easily your over meGone is love, it's me that ought to be moving onYou're not adorableI want something unignorable | For fear of living immigrantI changed this one when we first metNow oh so easily your up for meJaundice leftIt's me you ought to be moving onYou're most adorableI want something unignorable |
| Outkast | B.O.B. | Don't pull the thang out Unless you plan to bang(Bombs over Baghdad)Don't even bang Unless you plan to hit something(Bombs over Baghdad) | Don't pummel thang out Unless you bang to bang(Bombs a la bag that)Don't even bang Unless you playin' with the soul thing(Bombs a la bag that) |
| Fergie | Glamorous | I'm talking Champagne wishes, caviar dreamsYou deserve nothing but all the finer things | I'm talking Champagne weaknesses, caviar, drink it goodsYou deserve nothing but all the finer technicals |
| Destiny's Child | Bootylicious | I'm about to break you offH-tow, goin' hard read my hips Slap my thighs, swing my hair Squint my eyesLookin hot, smellin goodGroovin' like I'm from the hoodOver my shoulder I blow you a kissCan you handle, handle this | On the boat, sprint the car Ladies town, goin' hardBleedin' hips, slap MatthiasSweet McHair, squint my eyesLookin hot, smellin goodProvin' life, I'm from the hoodDome-head shorty, I blow you a kissCan you handle, handle thi |
| American Boy (ft. Estelle) | I just met this 5 foot 7 guy Who's just my type | I just met this 5 percentin' guy Who's just my type |
| Black Eyed Peas | My Humps | I mix your milk wit my cocoa puffMilky, milky cocoaMix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky right | I mix your guilt wit my cocoa puffGuilty, guilty cocoaMix your guilt with my cocoa puff, guilty, guilty right |
| Ramones | I Wanna Be Sedated | I can't control my fingersI can't control my toes | I kick it to my fingersI kick it to my toes |
| Nelly Furtado | Promiscuous | Promiscuous boy, you already knowThat I'm all yours, what you waiting for | Promiscuous boy, you already knowThat I'm a goat, what you waiting for |
| Flyleaf | I Can Feel You All Around Me | I'm alive | I'm a lime |
| Enya | Orinoco Flow | Deh deh deh deh deh dehDeh deh deh deh deh dehTurn it up turn it up turn it upAh-ah-adieu ooh | Death death death death death deathDeath death death deathBurn it up, burn it up, burn it all upI do, ooh. |
| Mariah Carey | Emotions | But I like the way I feel inside | And I like the way it feels insane |
| Dido | Hunter | Wants to be a hunter againI want to see the world alone againTo take a chance on life againSo let me go | Wants to be a hun too, againI want to see the world, a lung, againTo take a transit life againSo let me die |
| Timbaland | Board Meeting | Come in my sight with the blunt in the air | Come in my sight, f**k, with the blood in the air |
| Tina Turner | Proud Mary | Big wheel keep on turningProud Mary keep on burningAnd were rolling, rolling Rolling on the river | Big wheel keep on turnin'Brown baby keep on burnin'Rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river |
| Timbaland | The Way I Are | Baby if you strip, you can get a tip'Cause I like you just the way you are(I'm about to strip and I want it quickCan you handle me the way you are)I don't need the cheese or the car keysBoy I like you just the way you are | Baby you can strip, you can give it too'Cause I like you just the way you are(I'm about to strip and I'm mother quickCan you handle me the way I are)I don't need the cheese I'm a concaveBoy I like you just the way you are |
| Pretenders | Brass In Pocket | Got motion, restrained emotion | Got racial discrimination |
| Radiohead | Fake Plastic Trees | He used to do surgeryFor girls in the eightiesBut gravity always winsAnd it wears him out, it wears him out | She used to do surgeryFor girls in their eightiesBut gravity ever spinsAnd they're words of mouth, they're words of mouth |
| Nelly Furtado | Man Eater | Take it back | Take a bath |
| Nelly Furtado | Man Eater | Everybody get your neck to crack around | Everybody get your nature crack around |
| Nelly Furtado | Man Eater | She's a maneater, make you work hard, make you spend hardMake you want all of her loveShe's a maneater, make you buy cars, make you cut cards | She's a maneater, make you work all,make you spend allMake you want more off her loafShe's a maneater, make you bear claws, make you cut carbs |
| The Ting Tings | That's Not My Name | Four letter word just to get me alongIt's a difficulty and I'm biting on my tongue and | Four little words just to get me alongIt's a difficult T and I'm biting on my dong, yeah! |
| No Doubt | Just A Girl | Oh, I'm just a girlTake a good look at meJust your typical prototype | Oh, I'm just a girlTake a good look at meJust don't tease me 'cause I'll attack |
| No Doubt | Just A Girl | I'm just a girl, all pretty and petite | I'm just a girl, a buddy out for tea |
| No Doubt | Underneath It All | For real, 'cause underneath it all | Freel, 'cause I'm a re-tah-tard |
| Ray J | Sexy Can I | Sexy can IJust pardon my manners | Sexy can IJust part my man-ness |
| Imogen Heap | Just For Now | It's that time of yearLeave all our hopelessnesses aside(If just for a little while) | It's that time of yearLeave all our hopelessnesses aside(It's just for a year, oh wow) |
| Queen | Killer Queen | She keeps Moet and Chandon in her pretty cabinet"Let them eat cake" she says, just like Marie Antoinette | She keeps her Mo, Anna, Sean Doe in a pretty cabinet"Rightfully cake" she says, just like Marie Antoinette |
| Mariah Carey | Touch My Body | Touch my bodyLet me wrap my thighsAll around your waistJust a little taste | Touch my bodyLet me rub my flaxAll around your waistJust a little taste |
| Lily Allen | Friday Night | It's quarter past eleven now we won't get in 'til quarter to. | It's called a pasta level now we won't get in 'til quarter two. |
| Lily Allen | LDN | You might laugh, you might frownWalking 'round London town | You might love you my friendWalking 'round London town |
| Missy Elliott | Lose Control | Everybody here Get it outta control Get yo backs off tha wall 'Cuz Misdemeanor said so | Everybody here Get it outta control Get ya best suckas on 'Cuz Mister Meaner said so |
| Sean Kingston | Take You There | Or we can go to the slumsWhere killas get hung | Or we can go to the slumsWhere killas give hugs |
| Rihanna | Break It Off | Break it off boyThis has got me feelin naughtyI wanna know boyIf I could be your shorty Set if off boyMake me hot all over my body | Break it off boyThis it got me feelin naughtyI wanna annul boyIf I could be you, shout it Say you love boysMake me hot all over my body |
| Mariah Carey | Always Be My Baby | And we'll linger on Time can't erase a feeling this strongNo way you're never gonna shake meOoh darling 'cause you'll always be my baby | And we'll linger on Sign cameras, I'm feeling this songNo way you're never gonna shave meOoh darn it 'cause you'll always be my baby |
| Gorillaz | Dare | You've got to press it on youYou just think itThat's what you do, babyHold it down, dareJump with them all and move it | You've got suppressive on youYou just keep thinkin'That's what you do, babyHold it down thereJump with the mole heads movin' |
| Fergie | London Bridge | Ah, da, da, da, da, doo, doo, doo, dooMe like a bullet type, you know they comin' rightFergie love em' long timeMy girls support right? | Ah, da, da, da, da, doo, doo, doo, dooWe like a bullet tuck, you know them come a'rightF**k you like I'm long timeA girl supporter right? |
| The Fray | How to Save a Life | Some sort of window to your right As he goes left and you stay right | Some sort of window to your right Seagulls left, a new sleigh right |
| Fergie | London Bridge | It's meFergieThe pimpPaulo!Fergie Ferg, what's up baby? | It's meFergieThe pigPolo!Fergie Ferg, what's up baby? |
| Fall Out Boy | Thanks For The Memories | See, he tastes like you only sweeter | See, he tastes that cute with the sweetener |
| Mae | Embers and Envelopes | I know to have something like thisbroken, it's hard to fixEmbers, we're burning bridges downOh! Envelopes stuffed with feelings foundTo write this down as means to reconcile | I now, too, have something like thisbroken, it's heart effectsVampires, we're burning bridges downNo one ever felt switched up with feeling soundTo write this down as we toura gitzow |
| Panic! At The Disco | The Only Difference between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage | Well in fact, well i'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved! | Well in fact, we're all looking a'this wayI mean technically I'm Mary the saint |
| Imogen Heap | Glittering Clouds | Take me over glittering cloud | Take me over glitter and glam |
| Frou Frou | Must Be Dreaming | I must be dreaming Or we're onto something I must be dreaming For I don't fall in love lawlessly I must be dreaming Or pinch me to waking So undeniably yours As long as I'm losing It so completely | I must be dreaming Or we're under something I must be dreaming For I don't fall in love, oh Leslie I must be dreaming all Pinch me to waking So undeny me yours As long as I'm losing it So complete me |
| Natasha Bedingfield | Pocketful of Sunshine | A hiding place | A haunted place |
| Mariah Carey | I'm That Chick | I'm like that ooo weeeYou're fiendin' to blaze upAnd taste meGot flavor like ice cream'Cause I'm that chick you like | I'm like that boobyYou feel it, to blazerAnd taste meGot flavor like ice cream'Cause I'm that chicken lick |
| Pink | U and Ur Hand | Don't touch, back upI'm not the oneUh, buh-bye | Don't touch, back upI'm not the oneApple pie |
| No Doubt | Hey Baby | Afterward myself and one of them gorgeous ladies | Have to wipe myself with one of them gorgeous ladies |
| No Doubt | Excuse Me Mr. | I'm very anxious, eager, willing What's your billing? | I'm very anxious, eager, willing For you Billy |
| No Doubt | Bathwater | I don't fit inSo why do you want me?I know I can't tame youBut I just keep trying | I don't "Fidinso"Why do you want me?I know I continueBut I just keep trying |
| Lady Gaga | Poker Face | P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) | P-p-p-poker face, f-f-f**ker face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, f-f-f**ker face (Mum mum mum mah) |
| Fiona Apple | Across The Universe | Limitless undying love which shines around me like aMillion suns, it calls me on and onAcross the universeJai guru de va om | Live and learn some daddy love which shines around me like aMillion suns, it curls me ah nah nahAcross the universeChild cruel Dave, ah, oh |
| Rihanna | Don't Stop the Music | We're hand in handChest to chest And now we're face to face | Boy hand in handDressed to dress And now we're face to face |
| Soundgarden | Spoon Man | Come onWill I get on? | Come onKnock it off |
| Jimmy Eat World | The Middle | It just takes some time, little girlYou're in the middle of the ride | It just takes some time, little middleA little bit of apple rind |
| Lykke Li | I'm Good, I'm Gone | Yeah, I'm working To make butter for my piece of bun | Yet, I'm working 'Til my butt le form a beastly bear |
| Justin Timberlake | Sexy Back | Look at those hips | Wiggle those lips |
| Katy Perry | One of the Boys | Pin-up poster dream | Bitter pose to dream |
| Talking Heads | Psycho Killer | Psycho Killer Qu'est-ce que c'est fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better | Psycho Killer Asbestosy fa fa fa five fa fa fa fa five five and a |
| Jason Mraz | I'm Yours | Listen to the music of the moment people dance and sing | Listen to the music of the mormon people dance and sing |
| Rihanna | SOS | Take me (uh huh) you know inside you feel it rightTake me on, I could just die up in your arms tonight | Tickle me (uh huh) you know just hide ya feelin' right?Take me on I put desire up in your arms tonight |
| Britney Spears | Toxic | With a taste of poison paradise | But the taste of the boys are paradox |
| T.I. | Live Your Life | Cause I'm a paper chaser Just living my life | Cause I'm a big-butt chancellor Just living my life |
| Adele | Cold Shoulder | Don't turn it round on me like it's my faultSee I can see that look in your eyesThe one that shoots me each and every timeYou graze me with your cold shoulderWhenever you look at me I wish I was her You shower me with words made of knives Whenever you look at me I wish I was her | Don't turn around on me, I kiss my foodSee I can see that look giddy up eyesThe one that shoots me each and every timeYou grace me with your cold shoulderWhenever you look at me I wish I was hurt You shower me with words made of limes |
| Britney Spears | Mannequin | I cannot help myself, I'm just doing what I do, Help myself to anything that I want so thank you | I can't a'help myself, ahhh mister what would I do? Kill myself, do anything that I wanted like you |
| Britney Spears | Shattered Glass | Feel like a man? | Feline men |
| Britney Spears | Trouble | This is a warning, I'm warning you | This is a one in the mornin' yeah |
| Amy Winehouse | Rehab | I don't ever wanna drink againI just ooh I just need a friend | I don't ever wanna drink againI just ooh I just need a drink |
| T.I. | Live Your Life | 'Til the game ends'Til the clock stopWe gon' post up on the top spot | Throw the gay menTo the clawsterWe gon' post up on the top spa |
| Katy Perry | Thinking of You | I guess second bestIs all I will know | I guess second thoughtsIs oh I wilt now |
| Kelly Clarkson | My Life Would Suck Without You | 'Cause we belong together now, yeah Forever united here somehow, yeah You got a piece of me And honestly My life would suck without you | 'Cause we belong together now, yeah However, you're not in here somehow, yeah You got a piece to bakeAnd I'm a saint My life would suck without you |
| The Fray | You Found Me | I found God on the corner of 1st and AmistadWhere the West was all but won | I found a guy on the corner of Fist and Honest DotWhere the rest was all that were |
| Taylor Swift | Hey Stephen | Cause I can't help it if you look like an angelCan't help it if I wanna kiss you in the rain soCome feel this magic I've been feeling since I met youCan't help it if there's no one elseMmm I can't help myself | Suck it up and if you look like an angelCan't help the if I wanna kiss you in the rain saltCorn field is magic I've been feeling since I'm at youCan't help it if there's no one elseYou I can't help myself |
| Celine Dion | That's The Way It Is | Don't surrender'Cause you can winIn this thing called love | Go and surrender'Cause you can't winIn this game called lurrrl |
| Celine Dion | That's The Way It Is | Love comes to those who believe itAnd that's the way it is | Love comes to love so believe it'Cause that's the way it is |
| Taylor Swift | Love Story | And I said Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone | A nice headRomeo, take me somewhere we can be alone |
| Amy Winehouse | Rehab | I'm not gonna spend ten weeksHave everyone think I'm on the mend | I'm not gonna spit ten weeksHave everyone think I'm on the man |
| Amy Winehouse | Rehab | He said, "I just think your depressedKiss me, yeah baby, and go rest" | He said, "I just think your de praised This me, yeah baby, angora" |
| Maroon 5 | Makes Me Wonder | And it really makes me wonderIf I ever gave a f**k about you | And it really makes me wonderIf I'll ever get it up without you |
| Kelly Clarkson | My Life Would Suck Without You | And honestly | Hand on a sleigh |
| Katy Perry | I Kissed A Girl | Us girls we are so magicalSoft skin, red lips, so kissable | Us girls we are so magicalSoft skin, bread lips, so kissable |
| Beyonce | Single Ladies | Just cried my tears For three good yearsYou can't be mad at me | Just cry on my titsFor three good yearsYou can't keep mad at me |
| Beyonce | Single Ladies | If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it | If you like your finger, shorty, put a ring on it |
| Lady Gaga | Boys Boys Boys | I'm not loose, I like to partyLet's get lost in your Ferrari Not psychotic or dramaticI like boys and that is thatLove it when you call me legsIn the morning buy me eggsWatch your heart when we're togetherBoys like you love me forever | I'm Elyssa, like to partyLet's get loused in your Ferrari Not psychotic or dramaticI like boys who're mad as that isLove it when you call me legsIn the morning buy me eggsWatch your heart burn, we're togetherBoys like you l |
| Black Eyed Peas | Hey Mama | Now she be, Fergie, from the crewB.E.P. | Now she be, forty, from the crewB.E.T. |
| Black Eyed Peas | Hey Mama | til infiniti, til infiniti, til infiniti, til infiniti, til infiniti | Chili filletay, chili filletay, chili filletay, chili filletay, chili filletay |
| Christina Aguilera | Ain't No Other Man | You're the only one who's ever passed every test | You're the only one who's ever caused a pretense |
| Mariah Carey | Obsessed | Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex | Got you all fired up with your nipple in your complex |
| Mariah Carey | Obsessed | Graspin' for airI'm ventilation | Graspin' for airI'm metal Asian |
| Mariah Carey | Fantasy | I'm in heavenWith my boyfriendMy laughing boyfriendThere's no beginning and there is no endFeels like I'm dreamingBut I'm not sleeping | I'm in heavenWith my boyfriendMy effing boyfriendThere's no beginning and there is no endFeels like I'm dreamingBut tonight's the bed |
| Imogen Heap | Canvas | Slow heartDark weightDown loveBlack canvasRevolve withinYou understand | Slow hotdogWeighed down loveBlack and verseRevolve withinYou understand |
| Britney Spears | 3 | Merrier the moreTriple fun that wayTwister on the floorWhat do you say? | Man, LivermoreTriple Klondike wayTwist it on the floorWhat do you say? |
| Jordin Sparks | Battlefield | I guess you better go and get your armor (get your armor) | I guess you better go and get your mama (get your mama) |
| Destiny's Child | Bug-A-Boo | But it was game, you had me fooled | But he was gay, you had me fooled |
| Destiny's Child | Jumpin' Jumpin' | The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown | The club is full of ballers and their pockets full of rum |
| Destiny's Child | Jumpin' Jumpin' | Though he say he got a girl Yeah it's true you got a man But the party ain't gon' stop So let's make it hot, hot | Boy say he got a girl Yes, tree, got a man Let the party ankle stop Fellas make it hot, hot |
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Anonymous's Submitted Lyrics (not yet published) |
| Artist |
Song |
Real Lyrics |
Misheard |
| Boys Like Girls | Love Drunk | Oh girl, you make me such a lushI used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungoverI love you forever, forever is overWe used to kiss all night, now it's just a bar fightSo don't call me crying, say hello then goodbye | Oh girl, you make me such a nurseI used to be love drunk, but now I'm who knows whatI love you forever, forever is outsideWe used to kiss all night, now it's just a c**k fightSo don't call me lady, say hello to goodbye |
| Destiny's Child | Survivor | Thought I couldn't breathe withoutI'm inhaling | Thought I couldn't breathe withoutI'm in hell and |
