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gomets |
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| Age: |
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Anonymous's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Real Lyrics |
Misheard |
| Ozzy Osbourne | Crazy Train | I'm blowin' out the rails on the crazy train. | I'm going out for ribs on the crazy train. |
| Fleetwood Mac | Go Your Own Way | You can call it another lonely day. | You can call it thunder, but don't you dare. |
| ELO | Mr. Blue Sky | (Mr. Blue) "Sky is living here today." | "Tired of living in an egg." |
| Stevie Wonder | Part-Time Lover | We are undercover passion on the run. | We are undercover bastards on the run. |
| Madonna | Express Yourself | Express yourself. | And scratch yourself. |
| Bee Gees | Stayin' Alive | The New York Times effect on man. | The New York Times are made for men. |
| Bee Gees | Stayin' Alive | I've been kicked around since I was born. | I've been kicked around since i was forty. |
| Judas Priest | You've Got Another Thing Coming | I got an ace card going down on the rocks. | I got a nice car coming down the road. |
| Prince | Little Red Corvette | Little red Corvette. | Living comet. |
| Shaggy | Angel | You're my darling angel. | You're my goddamn angel. |
| Santana | Smooth | It's the same sweet emotion that I get from you. | It's the stainless steel emotion that I get from you. |
| Pink Floyd | Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2 | All in all you're just another brick in the wall. | Holy Ollie Augusta! Now their breaking the wall! |
| Barry White | You're The First, The Last, My Everything | Now I'm lost in a-a-a dream. | Now I'm lost and ugly. |
| John Mayer | Your Body is a Wonderland | Your body is a wonderland. | A valley-ous wonderland. |
| Alicia Bridges | I Love The Night Life | I love the nightlifeI've got to boogieOn the disco 'round. | I love the night lightI've got to boogieOn the disco I have. |
| Aerosmith | Rag Doll | Rag doll, living in a movie. | Whacked off in the middle of a movie. |
| Gloria Gaynor | I Will Survive | First I was afraid, I was petrified. | First I was afraid I was a pedophile. |
| Billy Idol | Dancing With Myself | Dancing with myself. | Dancing with my cell. |
| Paul Simon | Kodachrome | Mama don't take my Kodachrome away. | Mama don't take my Coca-Cola away. |
| Styx | Come Sail Away | Come sail away, come sail away. | Ponce de Leon, Ponce de Leon. |
| ELO | Twilight | The visions dancing in my mind. | The fishes dancing in my mind. |
| Commodores | Brick House | Sure 'nough to knock a strong man to his knees. | Sure 'nough to knock your scrotum into her knees. |
| Led Zeppelin | In My Time Of Dying | Oh, my Jesus! | Oh, my Cheez-Its! |
| Eric Clapton | After Midnight | After midnight | Captain Midnight |
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Anonymous's Submitted Lyrics (not yet published) |
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