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Username: Bastiodon411
Favorite Music: Rock
Favorite Artist: The Beatles
Favorite Song: Ticket To Ride
Age: 19
Sex: M
About Me: My favourite song is Ticket to Ride by the Beatles. I love the sonic guitar in it, the bridge, the whiny singing and the way the opening just kicks off the song. Brilliant. Never gets old. If This is It by guitarist Newton Faulkner is also in my top five, a song released... only months ago (September 2009). Incredible that a song from a modern era is one of my favourites, as I have a hatred of almost everything modern, including pretty much all rap and hip-hop, as well as annoying, directionless girly crap like stuff by Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga. But If This is It is perfection: A song which cannot be, in any way, improved. A calming acoustic song which achieves its goal, to teach people to enjoy life while it lasts, as when its over, you can't go back. But apart from the Fab Four and Newton, my other favourite acts are the the Stones, Genesis, Led Zeppelin, Simon and Garfunkel, ELO, the Bee Gees, Motown and loads more. I also adore game music, especially from the original Spyro trilogy, the Pokémon games (notably Diamond and Pearl, heh) and of course, Mario. And that's me - I have a passion for music, hearing music, making music, and discovering new music. To me, Miley Cyrus's excuses for songs don't exist, I enjoy music that has meaning, makes me happy, and is all-around clever, catchy and unforgettable. But I love misheard lyrics too. After all, even good songs can have the mickey taken out of them.


Bastiodon411's Published Lyrics

Artist Song Misheard Real Lyrics
The Lion King I Just Can't Wait To Be King This chime is getting wildly out of wind. This child is getting wildly out of wing.
The Animals House of the Rising Sun There is a house in New Oily Runs. There is a house in New Orleans.
Genesis One For The Vine A misplaced football made him stray from the father bear for inn. A misplaced footfall made him stray from the path prepared for him.
Hot Chocolate You Sexy Thing I'm a leaving lily cone. Where you fall, you sexy thing? Sexy thank you. I believe in miracles. Where you from, you sexy thing? Sexy thing you.
Fleetwood Mac Don't Stop Don't stop picking up trouts to borrow. Don't stop thinking about tomorrow.
Simon and Garfunkel Scarborough Fair Are you going to scar, fellow friend? Pass me sleigh, throws Mary on time. Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Parsely, sage, rosemary and thyme.
Mika Love Today Girl in the group whether looper stomps, looper stomps, looper stomps. Girl in a groove with the big bust on, big bust on, big bust on.
Status Quo Down Down I have all the quasier see, to keep your essence, stop your harassing with me. I have all the ways you see, to keep your guessing, stop your messing with me.
ELO Don't Bring Me Down You're looking doofus, lycra shakin' your grads. You're looking good just like a snake in the grass.
Cat Stevens I Love My Dog Ollie asked Franny "Is the food to give him strength?" All he asks from me is the food to give him strength.
The Who Baba O'Riley Teenage weight sand, it's sunny teenage weight sand. They're all whistling! Teenage wasteland, it's only teenage wasteland. They're all wasted!
Led Zeppelin Communication Breakdown I'm having enough of a takedown! I'm having a nervous breakdown!
The Beatles Paperback Writer Fate for cracked white urn Paperback writer
Pokémon Soundtrack Pokémon Johto Everybody needs to call their Mum. Everybody needs to carve their mark.
Dexy's Midnight Runners Geno Before gin and machine on the rocks, Teddy Love. Before Jimmy's machine and the Rocksteady rub.
The Beatles Doctor Robert Manfred works for the National Health, Doctor Robert. He'll pay Mum adjusted; see your shelf with Doctor Robert. My friend works for the National Health, Doctor Robert. Don't pay money just to see yourself with Doctor Robert.
The Beatles Norwegian Wood I wanted a girl - or should I say, she wanted me. I once had a girl - or, should I say, she once had me.
Kinks Well Respected Man And she stirs his tea with countenance while discussing fallen trains. And she stirs his tea with councillors while discussing foreign trade.
Genesis Dance On A Volcano The music's plaguing our throats alight.But your left foot's burst and moving to the knife! The music's playing, the notes are right.Put your left foot first and move into the light!
Four Tops Reach Out This is gonna to be shorter! Just look over your shoulder!
Pokémon Soundtrack Viridian City Tell each other, never dead Challenge on another day
Michael Jackson Billie Jean Fill his jeans with hot eye lava Billie Jean is not my lover
A-Ha The Blood That Moves The Body The bug that moons the bunny The blood that moves the body
Bee Gees Stayin' Alive Whether you're a robber or whether you're a mugger you're a stain that I like, a stain that I like. Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Genesis No Son Of Mine They say that time isn't here They say that time is a healer
Pokémon Soundtrack Two Perfect Girls She's caught my heart, and I house her breasts She's got my heart under house arrest
Blondie Denis An eatin' eat! Denis, Denis!
Genesis Invisible Touch She seems to hearken in blizzards for Dutchmen! She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
Scouting For Girls Elvis Ain't Dead Help me stay dead Elvis ain't dead
Newton Faulkner Badman Just give me veal sentry Just give me fields and trees
Paul Westerberg Right to Arm Bears It's the ride to Aunt Bay! It's the right to arm bears!
The Who Mary Anne With The Shaky Hand Playing the drums! Playing the drums! Premier drums! Premier drums!
Michael Jackson Black or White It's black, it's white, it's nothing new to me, bye. It's black, it's white, it's tough for you to get by.
The Lightning Seeds Pure Splat short upon gardens Splash autumn on gardens
Genesis Duchess And the streets and the yards And the sleep and the odds
The Hollies Bus Stop My all good achiever's mind. By August, she was mine.
Genesis Land of Confusion The sound, the stars of rye Yes and the stars were bright
Jay-Z Empire State Of Mind Conquering jumbled wizardry tomatoes Concrete jungle were dreams are made of
The Beatles Getting Better And kicked her apartment of things that's Sheila And kept her apart from the things that she loved
The Beatles Tomorrow Never Knows Or play it again, X isn't truly N Or play the game, existence to the end
Dusty Springfield You Don't Have to Say You Love Me You don't have to slay a lovely jug because you're mad. You don't have to say you love me, just be close at hand.
U2 With Or Without You And you keep yourself awake And you give yourself away
Bis The Powerpuff Girls Blossom, come on around and lead her. Blossom, commander and the leader.
Charlie McDonnell Chemical Love Don't put me, don't put me Dopamine, dopamine

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