ivanhoe's Published Lyrics
Artist	Song	Misheard	Real Lyrics
R.E.M.	The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite	The sidewinder sleeps, sleeps, sleeps in his car.Call me ta bake her up. Call me try bake her-ha.	The sidewinder sleeps, sleeps, sleeps in a coil.Call me when you try to wake her up. Call me when you try to wake her.
Rhapsody	Holy Thunderforce	"Face me, bombasta!"and"Algalord we love - ha!"	"Face me, evil bastard!"and"Algalord will not fall"
Blind Guardian	Time Stands Still (At The Iron Hill)	"And they muscled, hopeless it seems"and"When time stands still at the hour nil"	"Under my foot, so hopeless it seems"and"When time stands still at the Iron Hill"
Iron Maiden	Be Quick Or Be Dead	s**t, the baby won't stop crying.	Snake eyes in heavenThe thief's in your head
Blind Guardian	Time Stands Still (At The Iron Hill)	La la-la la-la!	Lord of all Noldor!
Hammerfall	Renegade	Rain again, rain again	Renegade, Renegade
Majesty	Fields Of War	I was born with an iron wheel	I was born with an iron will